Fantastical!

From marvelous video & images to whole worlds we may stumble upon one another in. The future of digital media is luminous. With your support, we aim to develop & scale several projects that bring largely free & viral content to a logistic curve we can all enjoy. In time, as times change quickly, we will be there to do things no one on this planet has ever done. For now, focus is important & we’ve got some grand ideas that need cooking.

Take me to your leader

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Virtual reality admin, musician & DJ,

pro gamer & business blaster,

technical writer & scientist,

hyperclown & dancer,

using new frontiers and mixing multiple disciplines to create digital works & some of the most hilarious live moments you've ever seen.

You can expect art, guides, video & music productions, games, and the unexpected as shameless passion.

I've great ambition & even greater vision for the future of digital talents & interfacing.

Let's dive, you and I.

-𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔞𝔴𝔩

—E̸̛̯̮̝͕͇̬̦̠̊̒̚͝͠ͅR̶̢̧̼͔̞͕̮͓̤̃̊̔́̓̒͗̋̕͘ͅŘ̷͖̈́̒Ơ̵̱͖̜̰͆̈̆͠Ŗ̸̦͓̫͉̞̘̈́͊̈̂͆̏͘-

We understand enough about your fragile human brains to know that you probably have questions about the sudden appearance of a race of technologically superior space beings on your intergalactic doorstep. Our Human Affairs Officer has prepared some answers below.

You bet your ass we do. We always use the VRRat avatar but there was a time of great knuckles. Oh you wouldn’t understand..
For suuure..
No. When we step off our spacecraft, we’re basically “holding our breath” the way humans would underwater. We’re able to do it for several hours before needing to re-board the ship for some of our fresh air.
We use the stars primarily as a map for travel, but sure, they could be a map for our personalities, too!
About 75%, which is as much DNA as you share with a chicken. This makes you poor test subjects, so no worries there!
Earth is our favorite planet to visit because of how quaint it is. Similar to how humans from big cities like to visit a small town for the simpler environment but then are glad to get back to the city.
There are a few planets in the constellation Canis Minor unknown to humans. Most of us call the planet Strogador home, but some of the crew hails from the surrounding systems.

Our understanding of time is very different from yours. Let’s just say a little birdy told me you guys are all born with timebrain disease.
Mindlink motherfucker, do you speak it?
..
Then you know what I’m sayin!
Friends! We want to share new experiences, our deepest darkest secrets and funny memes.
They’re both so cute! Our own little companions, though. We had to leave them at home with a friend.

He’ll find out soon.
We understand not all humans have the time or access to travel, but honestly, every inch of your planet has something to brag about!
Our physical forms are much more malleable than the human body. This allows us to adapt to new environments across the cosmos. When we are on Earth, we choose to look more similar to humans for your own comfort.
Obviously, we have names! Ask us and we'll tell you space neighbor!

Please don’t scream or run away! No one likes being greeted that way. Just say “howdy,” or however else you’d greet a normal human friend.
Not humans, if that’s what you’re wondering.
Technically, you could. However, because of temporal anomalies as you approach the speed of light, by the time you returned to Earth, everyone you know and love would no longer be alive. Fuck it, hop in & bring some “pizza”.
Astral Paddle is the cosmos’ fastest-growing sport. We’d love to show you how it’s played. Now bend over.
It has taken hundreds of years to get your attention! Now that we have it, we’re chillin!
Because we can change forms, sometimes we have tentacles, sometimes we don’t, whatever works best for the situation wink wink.
42 and it only works because you think it doesn’t work. Simple

HEY

PARTY

LET’s

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